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sexhaver:

remember when Hillary said she always had hot sauce in her bag after Formation released and everyone was making fun of her for desperately trying to appeal to the youth and not realizing that Beyonce didnt mean literal hot sauce in the song and then some Hillary stan blog crawled out of the woodwork and pulled out receipts proving that she has in fact habitually kept a literal bottle of hot sauce in her purse dating back to at least the early 90s

eggings:

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

luffykun3695:

mrsweaty:

youwillcallher:

cursed picture . jpg

jake paralta fucking arrests mac and sweet dee

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libertarirynn:

unpretty:

paintmeahero:

sylveonce:

unpretty:

gregorydickens:

victorian-sexstache:

unpretty:

son-of-maglor:

fiskeorn:

elkian:

unpretty:

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dr-hollands:

unpretty:

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

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you heard me

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#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

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kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

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WHAT

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OH MY GOD

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We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

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This post got so much worse since this last time I saw it.

songsofseparation:

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i don’t remember this mission from mw2

Hi, I know this is a long shot on tumblr, but if anyone needs another roommate in their Katsu hotel, I’m looking for a room ! I don’t care much about who I’m rooming with, but I’m 20, agender, and femme presenting.

I should only be bringing three or four costumes, with only one potential prop (Moon!Phos - HnK, Reuenthal - LoGH, Reinhard - LoGH, maybe Lukas - FE) and I won’t be taking up too much room. 

akako-22:

discourse-discourse:

akako-22:

you know someone’s awful when they have “discourse” in their url

hi im the final boss and im here to kill you

fuck

muscularmuppet:

I don’t know man

gracethedoodler:

this has two panels no words and the rawest Tired Energy I have ever put to paper



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drkshdwbnch:

zsnes:

monday afternoon baby we gettin it!!!!!

if you warch all this you get to belive